So! I've been tagged by the sexiest gal in existence. As such, let's move along to the test/quiz/piano/thing.

Rules:
1. Post these rules. (Completed!)
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random, hopefully interesting, facts about themselves. (... Your mom?)
3. Tags should write a journal of these facts.
4. At the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named.
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

1. I fell down the stairs TWICE when I was, like, two or three. I have a scar that looks like a staple on my lower lip. It's cool 'cause people only see it if I want them to see it.
2. I am apparently somebody's nemesis.
3. I (often) stare at Artypics for inordinately long periods of time.
4. I forget, like, everything.
5. I like to point at stuff and go, "Bang!"
6. I am a robot nazi cowboy dinosaur. With the heart of a man.
7. I want some more pasta.
8. 'Kay, I'm back. This pasta is good.